Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
I guess that makes her…
ONE SHORT DAY, IN THE ICICLE CITY,
I love this omg
when a good url is taken by a shitty blog
You can click and drag to stab things on your dash
Yeah! And it’s fun too. XD
reblogging just so I can stab things
we are all sick
you mean we’re all Slick
Straight White Boy Problem #174
i dont kno why girls say “wow i hate when guys wear cargo shorts!” because few guys actually wear cargo shorts. its springtime bruh its all about the pastel shorts
avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this
this fucking cast they actually put the names of their characters on their chairs when they were casting AND EVANS HAS DUMBBELLS ON HIS CHAIR this is fucking if this isn’t proof that marvel grows their actors on fucking trees on a farm idek what is.